I could try to persuade you that this post is all about subverting the RHS's 'no gnomes at Chelsea' policy.
I could declare that I am bringing to your attention the acts of the Gnome Liberation Front.
I could discuss the strange phenomenon of gnome-napping.
But no, this post is just an excuse to play the following song.
Quote from Mr David Bowie: "I had to resign myself, many years ago, that I'm not too articulate when it comes to explaining how I feel about things. But my music does it for me, it really does."
I think that this song is testament to that.