No place like gnome

Gnomes.

I could try to persuade you that this post is all about subverting the RHS's 'no gnomes at Chelsea' policy.

I could declare that I am bringing to your attention the acts of the Gnome Liberation Front.

I could discuss the strange phenomenon of gnome-napping.

But no, this post is just an excuse to play the following song.

Quote from Mr David Bowie: "I had to resign myself, many years ago, that I'm not too articulate when it comes to explaining how I feel about things. But my music does it for me, it really does."

I think that this song is testament to that.