Last year we brought you the Acme Rapid Omelette-Making Device. Now, new from Acme Products Inc. is the patented Hair Growth Scarf™.
Just leave the scarf on your head for a few moments,and when you remove it...
You'll have a full head of hair*
*Acme take no responsibility for style of hair regrowth. Acme recommend you test on an unobtrusive part of the body before use on head, in case of strange regrowth. Strictly no refunds.